The Quiet Section
Clippy’s not here. Browse in peace.
Eat, Pray, Doomscroll
Adulting for Dummies
You Are a Badass (at Wasting Time)
The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People
The Subtle Art of Giving an Actual F*ck
Atomic Bad Habits
Becoming (Unhinged)
The 4-Hour Nap
Think and Grow Broke
19-Eighty-Fine
Overthinking: The Definitive Guide
How to Cry in Public
The Hobbit: An Expected Staycation
The Great Gats-Broke
Sapiens: A Brief History of Procrastination
The Power of Maybe Later
The 48 Laws of Napping
1984 (Terms & Conditions Apply)
Quiet Quitting Your Entire Life
The Alchemist's Side Hustle
Stay-at-Home Girl
Rich Dad, Broke Dad
Thinking, Not at All
Eat, Pray, Stay in Ohio
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
Where the Crawdads Shut Up
Fifty Shades of White
Moby-Chill
The Great Gastby
Pride and Total Lack of Prejudice
Rich Dad, Richer Dad
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Public Education
Crime and Zero Consequences
The Old Man and the Sushi Bar
The 168-Hour Work Week
Lord of the Rings: Return to Sender
The Midnight Library (One Choice Only)
To Kill a Mockingbird's Reputation
The Hunger Games: I'm Actually Full
Lord of the Flies (Economy Class)
War and Peach
Brave New Brunch
One Hundred Years of Solicitude
The Catcher in the WiFi
El Amor en los Tiempos del Spam
La Casa de los Espíritus del Grupo de WhatsApp
L'Intéressé
Le Petit Freelance
Faust: Die Steuererklärung
Les Raisonnables
Prestupleniye i Kofe
Der Steppenwolf-Welpe
Cien Años de WiFi
Madame Bovary S'ennuie Pas
Der Prozess (Beschleunigt)
Voyna i WiFi
Die Verwechslung
Como Agua para Microondas
Don Quieto
Le Comte de Monte-Costo
Die Endliche Geschichte
Myortvye Dushi na Avito
Master i Margarita Pizza
Anna Karenina Zakazala Taksi
All covers are parody dust jackets. Not actual books. Clippy knows this but won’t stop calling them “literature.”