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#1 BESTSELLING NAP MEMOIREatPrayDoomscrollOne Person's Search for EverythingAcross Instagram, TikTok & TwitterNOT ELIZABETH GILBERT
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Eat, Pray, Doomscroll

A REFERENCE FOR THEREST OF US!™ESSENTIALAdultingforDummies®▶ Doing taxes without crying▶ Making your own appointments▶ Pretending to know about wine▶ Keeping a plant alive (day 3 record)▶ Googling "is this normal"??LEARN TO FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE ITJUDGE MY COVER PRESS
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Adulting for Dummies

YOU ARE ABADASS★★★(at Wasting Time)HOW TO STOP DOUBTING YOURABILITY TO PROCRASTINATEAND START LIVING ANAWESOME LAZY LIFENOT JEN SINCERO
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You Are a Badass (at Wasting Time)

ANNIVERSARY EDITION — OVER 0 COPIES SOLDTHE77HABITS OFHIGHLYINEFFECTIVEPEOPLEPowerful Lessons in Personal Failure1. Be Reactive2. Begin With No End in Mind3. Put Last Things First4. Think Win-Lose5. Seek First to Be MisunderstoodNOT STEPHEN R. COVEY
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The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People

THE SUBTLE ART OFGIVING ANACTUALF*CKA Counterintuitive Approach to ActuallyCaring About Things for OnceNOT MARK MANSON
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The Subtle Art of Giving an Actual F*ck

#1 WORSTSELLERATOMICBADHABITSAN EASY & PROVEN WAY TO BUILD BAD HABITS& BREAK GOOD ONESNOT JAMES CLEAR
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Atomic Bad Habits

NOT MICHELLE OBAMABECOMING(Unhinged)A Memoir of Finally SnappingJUDGE MY COVER PRESS
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Becoming (Unhinged)

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SLEEPERTHE4-HOURNAPZzzEscape 9-5, Live Anywhere,and Sleep Through It AllNOT TIM FERRISSEXPANDED NAPTIME EDITION
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The 4-Hour Nap

❦ ❧THINKandGROWBROKE$$$THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TOFINANCIAL CONFUSION✦NOT NAPOLEON HILL❦ ❧
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Think and Grow Broke

THE CONTRARY COLLECTION19-Eighty-Fine// Originally: 1984George OrwellSCI-FI / FANTASY / CONTRARY
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19-Eighty-Fine

??REVISED 47xOVERTHINKINGThe DefinitiveGuideNow with 300 pages of"what did they mean by that?"NOT DANIEL KAHNEMAN
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Overthinking: The Definitive Guide

HOW TOCry in PublicA Step-by-Step Guide to Emotional Breakdownsin Inappropriate SettingscafeofficegroceryNOT DALE CARNEGIE
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How to Cry in Public

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThe Hobbit: AnExpected Staycation// Originally: The HobbitJ.R.R. TolkienSCI-FI / FANTASY / CONTRARY
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The Hobbit: An Expected Staycation

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThe Great Gats-Broke✦Originally: The Great GatsbyF. Scott FitzgeraldOPPOSITE DAY CLASSICS
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The Great Gats-Broke

SAPIENSA BRIEF HISTORY OFPROCRASTINATIONNOT YUVAL NOAH HARARI
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Sapiens: A Brief History of Procrastination

THE POWER OF...eventuallyMaybe LaterA Guide to Spiritual ProcrastinationNOT ECKHART TOLLEJUDGE MY COVER PRESS
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The Power of Maybe Later

THE48LAWS OFNAPPINGLaw 1: Never Show You're AwakeLaw 14: Pose as a Friend, Nap as a SpyLaw 33: Crush Your Alarm CompletelyNOT ROBERT GREENEJUDGE MY COVER PRESS
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The 48 Laws of Napping

PREMIUM PARODY EDITION1984(Terms & Conditions Apply)✦Originally: 1984George OrwellJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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1984 (Terms & Conditions Apply)

QUIETThe Power of Introvertsin a World ThatSERIOUSLYWon't Shut UpPLEASE STOP TALKING EDITIONNOT SUSAN CAIN
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Quiet Quitting Your Entire Life

THEAlchemist'sSide HustleA Fable About Following YourPassive IncomeNOT PAULO COELHO
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The Alchemist's Side Hustle

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONStay-at-Home GirlORIGINALLYGone Girlby Gillian FlynnMODERN FLIP-FLOPS
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Stay-at-Home Girl

OVER 0 COPIES SOLDRich Dad,Broke DadWhat the Rich Teach Their Kids About CryptoThat Bankrupts the Middle Class-99%₿NOT ROBERT KIYOSAKI#1 PERSONAL FINANCE DISASTER
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Rich Dad, Broke Dad

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThinking, Not atAll!Originally: Thinking, Fast and SlowDaniel KahnemanOPPOSITE SELF-HELP
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Thinking, Not at All

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONEat, Pray, Stayin OhioORIGINALLYEat, Pray, Loveby Elizabeth GilbertMODERN FLIP-FLOPS
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Eat, Pray, Stay in Ohio

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONHow to LoseFriends and AlienatePeople!Originally: How to Win Friends and Influence PeopleDale CarnegieOPPOSITE SELF-HELP
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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONWhere the CrawdadsShut UpORIGINALLYWhere the Crawdads Singby Delia OwensMODERN FLIP-FLOPS
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Where the Crawdads Shut Up

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONFifty Shades ofWhiteORIGINALLYFifty Shades of Greyby E.L. JamesMODERN FLIP-FLOPS
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Fifty Shades of White

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThe 7 Habitsof Highly IneffectivePeople!Originally: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective PeopleStephen R. CoveyOPPOSITE SELF-HELP
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The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONMoby-Chill✦Originally: Moby-DickHerman MelvilleOPPOSITE DAY CLASSICS
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Moby-Chill

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONThe GreatGastby✦Originally: The Great GatsbyF. Scott FitzgeraldJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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The Great Gastby

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONPride and TotalLack of Prejudice✦Originally: Pride and PrejudiceJane AustenOPPOSITE DAY CLASSICS
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Pride and Total Lack of Prejudice

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONRich Dad, RicherDad!Originally: Rich Dad Poor DadRobert KiyosakiOPPOSITE SELF-HELP
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Rich Dad, Richer Dad

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONHarry Potter andthe Chamber ofPublic Education// Originally: Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsJ.K. RowlingSCI-FI / FANTASY / CONTRARY
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Public Education

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONCrime and ZeroConsequences✦Originally: Crime and PunishmentFyodor DostoevskyOPPOSITE DAY CLASSICS
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Crime and Zero Consequences

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThe Old Manand the SushiBar✦Originally: The Old Man and the SeaErnest HemingwayOPPOSITE DAY CLASSICS
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The Old Man and the Sushi Bar

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThe 168-Hour WorkWeek!Originally: The 4-Hour WorkweekTim FerrissOPPOSITE SELF-HELP
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The 168-Hour Work Week

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONLord of theRings: Return toSender// Originally: The Lord of the RingsJ.R.R. TolkienSCI-FI / FANTASY / CONTRARY
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Lord of the Rings: Return to Sender

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThe Midnight Library(One Choice Only)ORIGINALLYThe Midnight Libraryby Matt HaigMODERN FLIP-FLOPS
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The Midnight Library (One Choice Only)

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONTo Killa Mockingbird'sReputation✦Originally: To Kill a MockingbirdHarper LeeJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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To Kill a Mockingbird's Reputation

THE CONTRARY COLLECTIONThe Hunger Games:I'm Actually Full// Originally: The Hunger GamesSuzanne CollinsSCI-FI / FANTASY / CONTRARY
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The Hunger Games: I'm Actually Full

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONLord of the Flies(Economy Class)✦Originally: Lord of the FliesWilliam GoldingJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Lord of the Flies (Economy Class)

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONWar andPeach✦Originally: War and PeaceLeo TolstoyJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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War and Peach

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONBrave NewBrunch✦Originally: Brave New WorldAldous HuxleyJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Brave New Brunch

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONOne HundredYears ofSolicitude✦Originally: One Hundred Years of SolitudeGabriel García MárquezJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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One Hundred Years of Solicitude

theCATCHERin theWiFiIf you really want to hear about it,the password was right thereJ.D. SALINGERNOT J.D. SALINGERPREMIUM PARODY EDITION
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The Catcher in the WiFi

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONEl Amor enlos Tiempos delSpam✦Originally: El amor en los tiempos del coleraGabriel Garcia MarquezJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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El Amor en los Tiempos del Spam

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONLa Casa delos Espíritus delGrupo de WhatsApp✦Originally: La casa de los espiritusIsabel AllendeJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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La Casa de los Espíritus del Grupo de WhatsApp

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONL'Intéressé✦Originally: L'EtrangerAlbert CamusJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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L'Intéressé

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONLe PetitFreelance✦Originally: Le Petit PrinceAntoine de Saint-ExuperyJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Le Petit Freelance

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONFaustDie Steuererklärung✦Originally: FaustJohann Wolfgang von GoetheJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Faust: Die Steuererklärung

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONLes Raisonnables✦Originally: Les MiserablesVictor HugoJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Les Raisonnables

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONPrestupleniye iKofe✦Originally: Prestupleniye i nakazaniye (Crime and Punishment)Fyodor DostoevskyJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Prestupleniye i Kofe

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONDer Steppenwolf-Welpe✦Originally: Der SteppenwolfHermann HesseJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Der Steppenwolf-Welpe

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONCien Añosde WiFi✦Originally: Cien anos de soledadGabriel Garcia MarquezJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Cien Años de WiFi

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONMadame BovaryS'ennuie Pas✦Originally: Madame BovaryGustave FlaubertJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Madame Bovary S'ennuie Pas

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONDer Prozess(Beschleunigt)✦Originally: Der ProzessFranz KafkaJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Der Prozess (Beschleunigt)

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONVoyna iWiFi✦Originally: Voyna i mir (War and Peace)Leo TolstoyJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Voyna i WiFi

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONDie Verwechslung✦Originally: Die VerwandlungFranz KafkaJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Die Verwechslung

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONComo Aguapara Microondas✦Originally: Como agua para chocolateLaura EsquivelJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Como Agua para Microondas

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONDon Quieto✦Originally: Don QuijoteMiguel de CervantesJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Don Quieto

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONLe Comtede Monte-Costo✦Originally: Le Comte de Monte-CristoAlexandre DumasJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Le Comte de Monte-Costo

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONDie EndlicheGeschichte✦Originally: Die unendliche GeschichteMichael EndeJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Die Endliche Geschichte

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONMyortvye Dushina Avito✦Originally: Myortvye dushi (Dead Souls)Nikolai GogolJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Myortvye Dushi na Avito

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONMaster iMargarita Pizza✦Originally: Master i Margarita (The Master and Margarita)Mikhail BulgakovJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Master i Margarita Pizza

PREMIUM PARODY EDITIONAnna KareninaZakazala Taksi✦Originally: Anna KareninaLeo TolstoyJUDGE MY COVERPARODY CLASSICS
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Anna Karenina Zakazala Taksi

All covers are parody dust jackets. Not actual books. Clippy knows this but won’t stop calling them “literature.”