Le Comte de Monte-Costo

Parody of Le Comte de Monte-Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

After fourteen years in the Chateau d'If, Edmond Dantes discovers the treasure of Monte Cristo — but it's 1844 and the gold has been adjusted for inflation. He can afford a modest apartment in Marseille and a used carriage. His elaborate revenge plot is downgraded to a sternly worded letter and an unfavorable Yelp review of Fernand's restaurant. Vengeance is a dish best served within budget.