El Amor en los Tiempos del Spam

Parody of El amor en los tiempos del colera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Florentino Ariza falls in love with Fermina Daza and sends her 622 love letters. All of them land in her spam folder. He waits fifty-one years, nine months, and four days for a reply that never comes because Gmail flagged him as a phishing attempt. When they finally meet on a riverboat, she asks him to stop subscribing her to his newsletter. Garcia Marquez's romance for the digital age.