Cien Años de WiFi

Parody of Cien anos de soledad by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

The Buendia family founds Macondo and immediately installs fiber optic internet. For a hundred years, every generation loses the WiFi password and blames the previous one. Colonel Aureliano Buendia fights seventeen wars over bandwidth. Remedios the Beautiful ascends to the cloud — the digital one. The final Buendia deciphers Melquiades' prophecy: it's the original router password, written on a sticky note.