Think and Grow Broke

Parody of Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill

Napoleon Hill taught millions to think and grow rich. This edition explores what happens when you think really hard but invest in meme stocks. Includes the 13 principles of poverty: Desire (for things you can't afford), Faith (in crypto), and Autosuggestion ('I deserve this $12 latte'). The subconscious mind chapter is just your bank statement.