The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People

Parody of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey

This is not to be confused with the other parody — this one is the contrary edition. Seven scientifically unproven habits for achieving absolutely nothing. Includes 'Be Reactive to Everything,' 'Begin With No Plan,' and the fan-favorite 'Dull the Saw Until It's a Butter Knife.' Foreword by your most unproductive coworker.