One Hundred Years of Solicitude

Parody of One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez

The Buendía family saga, but everyone is just extremely concerned about your well-being. Úrsula Iguarán spends a century asking descendants if they're warm enough. Colonel Aureliano Buendía fights seventeen wars but always calls his mother after. Macondo is not destroyed by a hurricane but by an overwhelming number of unanswered wellness check texts. Magical realism meets relentless hospitality.