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The Quiet Section
Clippy’s not here. Browse in peace.
Crime and Zero Consequences
$14.99
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Public Education
Fifty Shades of White
The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People
The 168-Hour Work Week
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
Eat, Pray, Stay in Ohio
The Old Man and the Sushi Bar
The Midnight Library (One Choice Only)
The Great Gats-Broke
$24.99
Rich Dad, Richer Dad
Pride and Total Lack of Prejudice
Where the Crawdads Shut Up
Moby-Chill
Thinking, Not at All
Lord of the Rings: Return to Sender
Stay-at-Home Girl
19-Eighty-Fine
The Hobbit: An Expected Staycation
The Hunger Games: I'm Actually Full
All covers are parody dust jackets. Not actual books. Clippy knows this but won’t stop calling them “literature.”