Don Quieto

Parody of Don Quijote by Miguel de Cervantes

Alonso Quixano reads one too many books about chivalry, considers going on a quest, and then checks the weather forecast. It's too hot. He stays home, organizes his library alphabetically, and has a nice lunch with his niece. Sancho Panza remains a farmer. The windmills remain windmills. Dulcinea remains unaware of his existence, which is fine by everyone.