Master i Margarita Pizza

Parody of Master i Margarita (The Master and Margarita) by Mikhail Bulgakov

Professor Woland arrives in Moscow with his retinue — Koroviev manages the front of house, Behemoth the cat handles deliveries, and Azazello works the wood-fired oven. The Master writes a novel about Pontius Pilate's favorite toppings. Margarita flies naked over Moscow to leave one-star reviews on competing restaurants. The midnight ball becomes a midnight buffet. Manuscripts don't burn, and neither does the perfect Neapolitan crust.