Brave New Brunch

Parody of Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

In this terrifying future, citizens are sorted at birth into brunch castes: Alphas get bottomless mimosas, Betas get regular, and Epsilons get tap water. Soma is replaced by avocado toast. Bernard Marx questions the system after receiving a subpar eggs Benedict. John the Savage arrives from the Reservation (a place where people eat breakfast alone, in silence). Everyone is happy. Except the omelets.