The Quiet Section

Satire

Clippy’s not here. Browse in peace.

Eat, Pray, Doomscroll

Sapiens: A Brief History of Procrastination

The 48 Laws of Napping

The Alchemist's Side Hustle

Rich Dad, Broke Dad

Adulting for Dummies

All covers are parody dust jackets. Not actual books. Clippy knows this but won’t stop calling them “literature.”