Die Endliche Geschichte

Parody of Die unendliche Geschichte by Michael Ende

Bastian Bux steals a mysterious book from a bookshop, expecting an epic adventure in Fantastica. Instead, it's a pamphlet about municipal zoning regulations. The Childlike Empress needs a new name — she picks 'Karen.' Falkor the luck dragon is grounded due to airspace violations. The Nothing is just a long weekend with no WiFi.